Mr. Erwin!
That new guy, how about we prank him?
- Make him feel unwelcomed. - What are you doing?
Sorting the expired goods.
What are you sorting them by?
I sort them by date, of course.
What do you expect? By zodiac?
You smarty pants!
But it's true.
That Ramli is diligent and strong.
But I want to see him dead.
Just once.
Okay.
(Episode 3 Beware of Thief)
What are you pointing at?
You look like you're selecting a meal.
You lose! You have no moves left!
No, I can still move.
You think this is Snakes and Ladders? Here.
- You got checkmate. - No, I'm not.
It's a checkmate!
- No, it's not. - Whatever.
- Where's my phone? - I don't know.
What do you mean you don't know? Give me my handphone.
- Where is it? - I don't know!
You playing magic trick on me?
Where did you put it?
If I had known, I wouldn't have asked you.
You're being funny.
- Where's my phone? - I don't know!
Amiauw, did you see it?
See, that's right!
What's right? My phone!
- Hey, have you seen my phone? - Your phone?
Yeah, that thing you press. He doesn't know what a cellphone is.
I just got here. I don't see any phone.
Where is it?
Jak, my phone.
I promise, if you return it to me,
we'll play chess, I won't touch my phone.
- I promise. - I don't know!
How can you not know? Where's my phone?
I don't know, Yadi! What phone?
What do you mean "what phone"? Pretending you don't know?
This is your trick, right?
Distracting me, asking about your phone,
so that I can't think!
What do you think I am? You lost already.
You wish! I'm about to make a comeback!
You keep asking about your phone!
You're giving me a headache, I can't think!
I was about to counter attack!
You kept asking about your phone! You cheated!
Counter attack? You think this is a soccer game?
What was he thinking? It's a checkmate.
Miauw, that Ojak lost a chess game against me.
What a sore loser, he hid my phone.
Corny!
You're right, "corny". Thank you, Yad.
Thank you for what? You're corny too!
Always filling crosswords, you're not getting any smarter!
You always play chess, as if you're getting any richer.
What's that gotta do with getting richer?
Let me see under your butt.
Play chess, get money.
Filling crosswords, you gain no knowledge.
How did you do that?
- You want to gain knowledge? - I do.
- You want to get money too? - I do.
Clean these up.
Clean, thank you, Yad!
Clean up your brain!
Your tooth still hurts, Dad?
Yes.
Fine, we'll go to the dentist again tonight, okay?
It's nothing, I'm good, okay.
So what do you think about Ramli?
He's quite okay, right?
To motivate the other guys, makes them work harder.
Yeah, but I think...
We still don't need all those modernization.
All these times, we never had any problem.
Sometimes we don't realize that we are having a problem.
Like that bread seller for example.
Why me?
Nothing, sorry.
It's just that if you keep doing this, you won't make any progress, right?
Look here. Back then, I carry my breads on my shoulder.
Now look at me, I use bike trailer.
I bought it with my own money.
Not a prize from guessing fishes.
Yeah, but we're talking about moving forward here.
Not only this bike can move forward!
It can move forward, stand, drift, anything!
Wait, wait, my leg is vibrating.
Hello?
Mrs. Dadang?
Mr. Dadang's wife.
Yes, ma'am? Chocolate-filled bread? Right away.
I also provide phone top up, electricity meter.
Anything. Rest assured, ma'am.
Yeah...
I'll be there in five minutes.
You just prepare the money.
But remember.
Do not call the police.
I'm just joking, ma'am!
I'm just joking. Yes, ma'am.
I'll be there. I'll go straight away, yes.
I need to go, Sir. I'm in a hurry.
If I'm late, I'll only get one star.
Bye.
We'll go to the doctor again.
Jak...
Have you seen the money that was here?
No!
Seriously. Have you seen it?
No!
For real? If you've seen it, just say so.
No, Amiauw!
You lost your phone, your money, and you blame me.
You wanna blame me for the lost of your virginity?
So where are you going?
I need to poop.
What? You lost your poop too?
What's with you people?
He's still cranky.
He lost a chess game against me.
But did you really lose your virginity to Ojak?
No!
Really?
- To Kuncoro? - No!
- To Naryo? - No!
- To Mr. Nandar? - No!
Jak. I don't know, I don't have it.
Jak, I need to call my mother, Jak.
- My mother. - Whatever!
Jak!
My goodness.
- Jak! - Hey...
Come here, you!
Do you know how long it took for me to arrange these?
Do you know what I arrange these for?
Hey, who's gonna take responsibility?
You!
Be responsible!
You wish. I didn't impregnate you, why should I take responsibility?
You're joking now?
Straighten them up!
- Yeah. - Not your shirt!
What?
Cans, attention!
Not marching drill!
Straighten them, arrange them neatly!
Yeah.
You fool!
(TJE Plok Cosmetic for Egg White Skin)
How could this happen?
Sorry, Sir.
I went to the toilet for a while.
It's usually safe.
I think we need that CCTV, Dad.
Yeah, Win.
Jak.
How are you doing?
I'm fine.
- How are you? - I'm fine, thank goodness.
Are you busy?
Well, all in a day's work.
Do you know the Corruption Eradication Commission's slogan?
Dare to be honest is remarkable.
Isn't it "two children are sufficient"?
That's Family Planning Program.
I'm talking about the CEC.
- Isn't it nice? - It's nice.
It teaches us
that in whatever condition, we have to dare to be honest.
- To tell the truth. - That's true.
Even if it will bring us misfortune.
Because nowadays, life is tough, right?
- Totally. - Rupiah exchange rate is low.
Economy is unstable.
They even raise the price for an uduk rice meal.
- How much? - Now it's 15,000 near my house.
That's nothing.
It's 30,000 near my house.
- How come? - The seller doesn't even wear a bra.
- For real? - He's a guy.
- I thought it's a girl. - A girl should wear one.
Well, I hope more people
implement CEC's slogan in their lives.
- Including you. - Why me?
Why indeed.
You're still accusing me for stealing your phone?
No!
Don't say that. No.
I don't have it, Yadi. Here, search me.
I'm just reminding you.
I don't have it, what else do you want?
I'm just reminding.
I don't have it, Yadi. Here, my right pocket, left pocket!
Behind curtain number 2, nothing!
We don't use curtains, we use rolling door.
I don't have it!
- Yes, you do. - No, I don't!
Yes, you do.
What's that?
Money.
For what?
Well, I give you that, you give me my phone back.
I'm not holding your phone!
Where did you get that money?
I found it under the chess board.
Then this is my money!
I lost it this morning.
I had no money and skipped breakfast.
I also lost my phone this morning.
How should I know?
- What's that? - Nice one, CEC.
You don't have it? What's the hurry?
- No, I don't! - What about that?
- I don't have it! - Then what's that?
- Where? - That dangling thing.
- I don't have it! - Maybe it stuck under your foot?
You think it's chicken poop?
Win?
Ma'am, you're here!
I promised you, didn't I?
You could be busy, having a meeting, right?
You seem to have become one with this store, Win.
Just a month, helping my dad.
Is that your dad, Win?
Looks like Chow Yun Fat.
Chow Yun Fat? From what angle...
Cool.
Win,
I brought you this.
What is this?
Celebrity cake.
Limbad's Chiffon Cake.
His marketing is good.
We have to learn from him.
They come with cheese topping, strawberries,
thumbnails, glass shards.
I hope this isn't the glass shards one.
But what flavor is this?
It says right there...
Kinda scary. It even has a nail picture.
Don't you know? Limbad's master was Mr. Tepong.
- Who? - Mr. Tepong!
All circus performers studied under Mr. Tepong.
- How can you not know? - I don't know.
He has this walking on wire act. Then he goes...
The other way.
Mr. Tepong, Win!
- I don't know. - You don't know?
You peasant.
- Mr. Tepong, Win! He's... - Yes, yes, Mr. Tepong.
Right, Mr Tepong!
Yes, Mr. Tepong. He was like...
That one? I know him. Please sit.
Yes, yes I know, i just remember.
- Right? - Yes, ma'am.
What are you doing?
It's... I'm measuring the shelves.
So I can fit the goods when they arrive tomorrow.
I'm measuring the space.
Damn it!
Yeah, Win, how's your campaign
with Paddle K-Pop Ice Cream?
Anything left to do or can we send them the bill now?
It's done, we can send them the bill.
You're amazing, Win.
You do everything so quickly.
What's up, guys?
I'm visiting one of my best employee.
That way.
Running a store is not so easy, right, guys?
Win, wave at them.
Wave.
You make your own vlog too, ma'am?
Vlog.
It's been a while.
Since I come to a store like this.
What do you mean?
Nowadays there are mini marts everywhere.
You sell Yosan bubble gum here?
No, we don't.
I've been looking for the letter K.
K?
That would be spelled "Kosan".
Let's not talk about the past.
Win.
This place, during the night,
It's spooky, right?
The atmosphere, it's...
Yeah, it is spooky.
Sometimes, there's this apparition of a noisy woman.
Which way?
Which way, Sir?
Right next to me.
Your dad is so funny.
I was about to make another vlog.
Hey, don't forget.
Like, comment, and "scrubscrite".
Scrubscrite.
- What's that? - Follow, Win, follow!
Subscribe.
- I need to get back, okay? - Yes, ma'am.
Don't forget.
My Youtube channel.
Sonya on 7.
Yes, yes.
Sonya on 7. Say it.
Sonya on 7.
Do the move, Win.
Sonya on 7.
- I'll be going now. - Yes, Ma'am. Thank you.
- Don't leave me for too long. - Yeah.
Scrubscrite, okay?
Yes, I will "scrubscrite".
(Mariam Syrup)
Hi, Yadi.
Hi, Cil. You're a big boy now.
Honeymoon destination, six letters.
Yad, have you seen Ramli?
Hong Kong.
Too much.
Ramli.
I don't know, brother.
Do you know where Ojak is?
Glodok.
It's six letters, but who would go on a honeymoon to Glodok?
I don't know.
Brother Erwin, why are you looking for Ramli?
I need his help installing CCTV.
Where can I find some CCTV?
At the ATM. There are a lot of them.
One from here, from above. From below...
Honeymoon destination, six letters.
- What do you think? - To hell!
He's right, to hell.
Don't forget your sunblock.
That won't do you any good!
It worked on me, see?
You've never been there.
Take the train.
Get off at Manggarai.
Platform three.
Goodness! I just made tons of delivery!
Next time, deliver lightweight goods.
Like sunflower seeds.
Help me out, these are heavy.
Gosh, I can't right now, I'm busy.
Busy? You're not doing anything.
Gosh, I can't right now, Jak, really!
Why not?
I'm having a headache!
Then why are you holding your stomach?
Holding this poop is giving me headache! I need to go!
Holding poop? Hold corruptors under custody!
Here, let me help you.
That's what I'm talking about, Amiauw!
You're so handsome.
You're the most handsome guy. Around this area.
That's all.
That's good. Don't be like Ramli.
Can't even ask him for a favor. Making excuses.
We should report him to Mr. Afuk.
You're right. Okay, I'll go tell Mr. Afuk.
Amiauw!
What is this?
You, get down here, I'll be up there.
Stop, where are you going?
I need to see Mr. Afuk.
Walk around, don't go this way.
What are you saying? I'm in a hurry.
This is a no entry zone. Just walk around!
Hey, Lee Min Ho!
You fatty!
(Sempurna A-Mis Fish-flavored cigarettes)
We place one above the cashier, right?
And another one at the front.
How do we watch them?
It's easy, you just use an application.
You can watch it on your phone, laptop, it's easy.
How about we place one at the store next door?
What are we, paparazzis?
I don't even know Razzi.
Let alone his papa.
That's not what paparazzi means.
Besides, why do you wanna place a CCTV next door?
I wanna know what Mr. Nandar is doing.
He's running his store as usual. What do you expect?
You think he's playing Mobile Legends.
- Mobile Legends? - Yeah.
I'm so disappointed in you.
All these times you havent show me
your maximum performance!
I promise, from now on, I will improve my performance!
- I will be more focus, Sir! - Promise?
- I promise, Sir! - Focus?
- Yes, Sir! - If so...
- Let's have another war! - Let's do it, Sir!
Sir, go forward!
No, no!
Cover for me, Sir! Cover for me! Hurry!
Sir! Hurry!
Are you dialling me?
Sorry, Sir.
Sorry, Sir. Accidentally pressed.
What is it, Tin?
- Let's play, Sir. - Alright, then.
Nevermind.
Mr. Afuk...
I wanna talk about something.
Have you found the money?
No, I haven't.
But there's something else missing.
What is it?
That Ramli.
He's been missing all day.
No, he isn't. I just met him.
He said he's measuring the shelves.
Maybe he's at the back.
There, he told me he need to go to the toilet.
But he went to the front.
What, he's pooping at the parking lot?
Yeah, yeah, I'll look for him.
Careful.
There you go.
- Thank you, Sir. - Yes.
So you're not hiding my phone, Jak?
I swear I'm not, Yad.
Maybe you lost it for real.
I think so.
Fine, I'll report this to Mr. Afuk.
Come, I'll go with you.
Hey, stop!
- What are you doing? - Stop! Don't go this way!
Where should we go then?
- Anywhere but here! - It's crowded there!
It's crowded here as well. Don't go this way.
What are you saying? Your body is crowded!
That's why you shouldn't come this way.
I need to go there, get lost!
Fine, walk sideways!
Careful, walk sideways!
Walk sideways!
What a hassle!
Watch it!
- Careful! - Yad! Hey!
This kid...
Scoundrels!
Incorrigible!
Jak, your money...
My goodness!
What to do?
Jak! Yadi! They fell again!
Why does my life have to be like this?
Ramli, where are you? Come here at once!
Mr. Afuk!
My phone's missing and nobody has seen it.
That's right, Sir, I think it's missing for real.
He keeps accusing me.
Fine...
Erwing will install CCTV.
Where have you been?
From the toilet, Sir.
What toilet? You were from outside.
The outdoor toilet.
What's with our toilet?
I'm not comfortable. It's a squatting toilet.
And I can't squat.
Let's see you try.
- Fine, fine, you can't. - That's enough.
Enough, enough!
The point is, to catch this thief,
I will install CCTV.
Then we'll find out who took my phone.
No, we can't. You lost your phone before we install the CCTV.
- What's with you? - But there are reruns, right?
No, there aren't any. You need to record first to play it back.
Even soccer matchs have reruns.
What kind of TV is this?
Soccer have reruns, I'm sure this CCTV have them as well.
But... Sorry.
I suspect the perpetrator is among us.
Do not accuse without any evidence.
Dad, let me talk for a minute.
Hey, come closer.
Why won't you believe me?
I'm pretty sure...
the thief is one of the worker.
- See? It's Ojak. - It's Amiauw!
Your yaps! It's Ramli!
Hey, watch your mouth!
Think before you speak.
He's not here right now.
So it's Mr. Edi.
Who's Mr. Edi?
An employee before us.
He's dead, though.
Then it's not him.
Sulaiman.
Sulaiman was an intern, not an employee.
- Then it's not him! - I know, Mr. Ijal.
Which one is Mr. Ijal?
- The one with two left foot. - No!
- The one who's like this. - Munaroh!
Who's Munaroh?
- My ex-girlfriend. - No, enough!
The thief is Naryo.
Naryo took the stuffs.
I don't believe it.
You don't believe me?
A guy like that stole a phone?
So you don't trust the new guy?
You're all insane.
(To Be Continued)
That's the psychic I hired to find my phone.
What do you need a psychic for?
Lately, there have been many missing cases.
Missing cases?
The one who took it is not far.
A close person.
Maybe there's an imp, Sir!
They were missing on broad daylight!
Day-shift imps!
There is such thing, right?
Even security guards take day-shift.
Surely imps do that too.